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Epiphany.

Posted by Kuro - February 22nd, 2008


The only thing I go to General for is to make myself feel better about myself.

Normally, during my day, I just go around thinking "yeah, sure, I'm pretty smart. I'd say I'm above average" - this is exactly the thought that sticks in my mind all day - but as soon as I press the button on my mouse down on BBS - General, my self esteem shoots up.

I see all these people, with their little threads like "where do you ejaculate when you masturbate?", and "OH GOD, MY LIFE SUCKS, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND", and some such, and I smirk to myself, as I am inherently a better person than all of these people.

In the General forum, I can simply strut into a thread - I strut, because I'm cool like that- skim over the - certainly vulgar, inarticulate, and just plain terrible - first post, and then blatantly announce my superiority over everyone that has posted in the thread, through the use of sarcasm so thinly veiled that it actually gives out light.

I am just so god damn awesome.

Epiphany.


Comments

Well, reading your epiphany certainly was humbling.

I thought about it, but I don't know why I visit the BBS. It's just entertaining, I guess.

I visit it because when it comes down to it, I really have nothing better to do.

OH GOD, IT'S...that one girl with the loud laugh and the tooth that sticks out, and whose name escapes me now.

It's funny. A visit to General can easily make you go from feeling like a mindless hooligan all the way to Einstein himself. Maybe not to that extent, but my point still stand.

Tsuruya. I wish I had a canine that was far longer than any of my other teeth. That would be cool.

It was like....-2 Degree's here a few days ago.

Still envy me?

I hate the heat.

FANG-TAN HAS FANG, LOLOLOLOL

But seriously, General really does put a smile on the face of psuedointellectuals.

Let's have a look at what's in General today...

"The rapists are coming", "I might as well go kill myself", "Okay, who likes Full Metal Alchemist", "Is Solid Snake Unbeatable"...

Hm.

I ejaculate into the toilet. lol jk jk i dotn touch the handel.
also pft, ur not so great. think about all the best ppl like enstein,newton,presidents,ppl w/ big jobs, rich ppl, talented ppl, hard workers.

From up here, you look a mere ant.

i know everyone there (who start THOSE specific ones) are little emo, lonely fags. have fun making yourself feel better. i prefer the direct approach. i hang out with the emos in school

My school doesn't have any real emos.

At least none dressed like ones.

We have a uniform, and doing anything like dying your hair and wearing make up tends to get you punishment.

Yes you are <3

I had a suspicion that General sucked ass, but my suspicion turned into cold hard truth recently. I don't find any aspect of General entertaining.

not me. i go to public school

Common trash.

thats what you think. my school is nice for a public school

Nice for a common trash school.

I made a reference to the Five Points district in Gangs of New York in one of my threads. Does this not make clever?

Aside from Daniel Day-Lewis' performance in it, Gangs of New York is essentially a bad movie.

what do you mean?
that people place crap on NG and you don't?
apologies if this sounded rude
not good with my wording

That's exactly what I mean.

ah
kiwis.....
XD

What about them?

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AND OTHER SUCH SPAM! Feel free to delete this message. You can spam me!!!

Why would I want to do either of those things? The message isn't bothering me, and spamming you would take some doing.

annoying little things kiwis are
except for the maoris they're huge!

I don't think I've ever seen a kiwi outside of television.

I don't think you have gotten out of your house ever OR you don't really lived in New Zealand

Kiwis aren't exactly common, you know.

In fact, they're pretty endangered.

New Zealanders are endangered?
oooh....

No. Kiwis are.

Am I awesome too Kuro?

Short answer: no.

Long answer: no, you are not.

*rubs face*
kiwi is another name for New Zealanders

Not to me, it isn't.

"God damn awesome"
Tsuruya.

I´m making unnecessary connections.

Is she pointing at something specific?
Namely the BBS?

Yes.

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