It's ridiculously hot, and I don't have anything to cool myself down with.
Life is not kind to me.
EDIT: Heat continues much. I had to spend a decent amount of the day in the school library, where they have a fan.
EDITx2: Somebody, please kill me now.
EDITx3: I bought myself a popsicle, and I couldn't be happier.
DepressedStone
You can put a towel or t-shirt on the chair's back, then browse the internet shirtless. That way, the sweaty skin won't stick to the chair.
Otherwise, consider investing in some sort of fan. Also, do remember to keep yourself hydrated.
Kuro
I'm not that fat, you know.
Not fat at all.
In fact, I'm dangerously skinny.
If I sweated, I'd dehydrate.